Weekly World News, R.I.P.
posted by William McGeveran
Sad news from the supermarket checkout line the other day: Weekly World News is ceasing production. (Hat tip: Threat Level). Now that the National Enquirer and Star have moved slightly upmarket to reach the bottom rung of the celebrity gossip ladder, just below InTouch and Hello! (and not all that far from People and Us Weekly), WWN was the sole survivor of the old “supermarket tabloid” realm. It was also unique in its cheerful and utter fabrication of ridiculous stories (as opposed to the slightly surreptitious and partial fabrication at the other tabloids). A bizarrely comprehensive Wikipedia entry captures the full range of its odd topics, from Bat-Boy to UFOs. I also fondly remember the woman who was electrocuted by static cling.
There is a famous WWN story in my family: my little brother, aged 8 or 9, burst into the apartment after an errand to the grocery store. “Mom! Mom!” he shouted. “They’ve found mermaids off the Catalina coast!” Brief cross-examination uncovered the source of his news, and he was crestfallen and a little mystified when my mother explained the fuller media context. That story always makes me a little sad — a young boy’s loss of innocence. (This was not, I probably should add, the brother who became a newspaper editor.)
It was the internet that killed WWN, I assume. Why wait for a weekly dead-tree dose of weirdness when a tsunami of similar free content awaited at all times, and without all that smudgy ink to boot? WWN’s own web site launched too late and it no longer stood out in that vast ocean the way it did while you waited for the cashier to finish bagging groceries for the guy in front of you. Besides, over time tastes in fake news moved on from the WWN formula of [(John Waters x Bill O'Reilly) + The X Files] to detached, ironic, decidedly more left-leaning and upmarket venues such as the Onion and the Daily Show. The Weekly World News retained the air of a slightly disturbed old guy with a handshake buzzer and a fair amount of actual paranoia and credulousness. But still a really sweet guy. I love Jon Stewart, but you sure can’t say that about him.
July 27, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Posted in: Culture, Current Events, Weird
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Frank - July 27, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Well, as Ed Anger and Andrew Keen would tell you, those internets are killin’ all the good stuff!
at least we’ll always have “Bat Boy: The Musical:”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_Boy:_The_Musical
Deven Desai - July 31, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Great post. I loved the paper for the humor while waiting in line at the grocery store. My favorite was Child Sticks Finger in Socket Gets Pregnant!
And of course from So I Married An Axe Murderer:
Charlie Mackenzie: Hey Mom, I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as, “The paper.” The paper contains facts.
May Mackenzie: This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. “Pregnant man gives birth.” That’s a fact.
CogDogBlog » Supermarket Style Headlines - October 7, 2009 at 9:40 pm
[...] My cheesy graphic was modeled loosely from the venerable Weekly World News cover found here and the pictures of the kid with the laptop is from the North Coast [...]
CJ Daniels - October 6, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Glad to see someone is finally recognizing the quality work that http://www.weeklyworldnews.com is putting out. The jetpacks being purchased by california was a great story. See the coverage from CNN at the link below:
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/23295/wwn-takes-off-on-cnn/
CJ Daniels - October 7, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Best Bat Boy video ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGJLxKs7bFM&feature=player_embedded
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