Milking The Secret
It looks like pressure from the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine (via the Federal Trade Commission) has gotten the Dairy Industry to stop touting milk as a diet food. They need to provide more substantiation of the link between “dairy consumption and weight loss.”
There are now 5.3 million copies of the book in print in the United States. . . .[i]t is a No. 1 best seller in Australia, England, and Ireland, and it is scheduled to be translated into 30 languages. . . There’s no secret to The Secret. The book and movie simply state that your thoughts control the universe. Through this “law of attraction” you “manifest” your desires. “It is exactly like placing an order from a catalogue. . . . You must know that what you want is yours the moment you ask.” “See yourself living in abundance and you will attract it. It works every time, with every person.”
Even Oprah is buying it . . . despite the fact the book contains such extraordinarily irresponsible claims as “You cannot ‘catch’ anything unless you think you can, and thinking you can is inviting it to you with your thought.”
Could the FTC do anything to stop the marketing of The Secret? At first this case reminded me of the not-so-clairvoyant Miss Cleo, but it turns out her transgressions were mainly of rules regarding 1-900 numbers. A quick perusal of Rebecca Tushnet’s fantastic blog led me to this post about a big fine against makers of the Q-Ray bracelet for “infomercials . . . falsely representing that (1) the bracelet provides immediate, significant or complete pain relief and (2) scientific tests prove the pain-relief claims.”
Perhaps The Secret lacks the “immediacy” prong of that accusation. But it does rely pretty heavily on both scientific and religious rhetoric. Consider this little tidbit from Yoffe, describing its author:
She asserts that “the discoveries of quantum physics … are in total harmony with the teachings of The Secret.” To prove this, she explains, “I never studied science or physics at school, and yet when I read complex books on quantum physics I understood them perfectly because I wanted to understand them.”
And I want to devise a perpetual motion machine! I’ll just envision it working and it’ll come true, right?
A few more thoughts beneath the fold….
Here is a rough and ready account of the elements of a false advertising claim:
(1) a false statement of fact has been made about the advertiser’s own or another person’s goods, services, or commercial activity;
(2) the statement either deceives or has the potential to deceive a substantial portion of its targeted audience;
(3) the advertising involves goods or services in interstate commerce;
(4) the deception is also likely to affect the purchasing decisions of its audience;
(5) the deception has either resulted in or is likely to result in injury to the plaintiff.
I’m not going to go through all these because I think The Secret’s author may have one last defense: anyone for whom The Secret didn’t work simply didn’t visualize hard enough. But it’s books like this that almost make me happy to see claims like the one against James Frey for Million Little Pieces. Maybe the Advertising Standards Authority in Britain can do something.
Finally, consider this pearl of wisdom from The Secret:
Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, Moses, and Jesus were not only prosperity teachers, but also millionaires themselves, with more affluent lifestyles than many present-day millionaires could conceive of.
Someone needs to read a little less Prayer of Jabez and watch a little more Pasolini.